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Q2 Product Roadmap (Kind Of)
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April 1, 2026

Q2 Product Roadmap (Kind Of)

Four features made the cut. We're very excited about all of them. Mostly.

After weeks of whiteboarding, debating, and one very long Slack thread, we've narrowed it down to four. Each one came directly from what we heard in the field. Each one solves a real problem. Each one is, in hindsight, a cry for help.

Tell us which one ships first.

New Feature Idea

Dave-as-a-Service

Every decision goes through Dave.

D
Dave
Chief Opinion Officer
4:47 PM
I just don't feel great about this.
Let's table this until Monday's sync.
Could someone get me a coffee? ☕
Dave is typing a very long paragraph...
⚠ 49 decisions pending Dave's review

☕ Especially at 4:30pm on Fridays.

How It Works
  1. 1 Send your questions to Dave
  2. 2 Wait for Dave
  3. 3 Dave has opinions
  4. 4 Dave will get back to you after coffee

When one person holds all the institutional knowledge, your credit process doesn't scale. It waits. Decisions slow down. Deals stall. And when Dave leaves, so does everything he knows.

New Feature Idea

GutFeel

No data. No policy. Just vibes.

SCANNING...
APPROVE 100% VIBE MATCH
Vibe Check Strong ✨

✨ The spreadsheet was giving bad energy.

How It Works
  1. 1 Open the file
  2. 2 Look at the numbers (optional)
  3. 3 Check your gut
  4. 4 If it feels right, approve
  5. 5 If it feels wrong, ask Dave

Gut feel isn't a credit policy. It's a liability. It can't be audited, can't be explained to a regulator, and can't be replicated when the person with the gut leaves the building. “Years of experience” is just GutFeel with a better LinkedIn bio.

New Feature Idea

CopyPasteOS

6 systems. From memory. Every time.

System_06_Final.exe
Cross-reference CRM, ERP, TBD & IDK
Print and fax to self
Re-enter data manually
Open 7 tabs. Close wrong one.
Ask Greg. Greg is on PTO.
Overall Progress9%
⏱ Est. completion: 4–6 business days

💾 Ctrl+C. Ctrl+V. Ctrl+Repeat forever.

How It Works
  1. 1 Open System 1. Copy data.
  2. 2 Open System 2. Paste data.
  3. 3 Open spreadsheet. Paste again.
  4. 4 Cross-reference with System 3 (and pray it loads)
  5. 5 Make a 5th cup of coffee

Manual processes don't just waste time. They introduce errors and make it impossible to scale. Someone becomes the human integration layer. They copy. They paste. They hold the entire process together with keyboard shortcuts and institutional memory. Every copy-paste is a chance for something to go wrong. And when it does, good luck finding where.

New Feature Idea

Policy.pdf

42 pages. Zero readers. Last updated 2019.

Policy_Guidelines_2019
_Final_v2_ACTUAL_FINAL.pdf
Date ModifiedOct 14, 2019
Last OpenedNever
File Size42.8 MB
Downloads1 (by accident)

📁 Version_Final_v2_ACTUAL_FINAL.pdf

How It Works
  1. 1 Someone writes a 42-page credit policy
  2. 2 It gets saved to the shared drive
  3. 3 It gets referenced in onboarding (once)
  4. 4 It never gets opened again
  5. 5 Decisions happen anyway

A policy that isn't enforced isn't a policy. It's a suggestion. The document exists. It's thorough. Someone worked hard on it. But the gap between having a policy and enforcing one is where most credit losses live. When every analyst interprets it differently, you get inconsistent decisions, unexplainable losses, and audit findings that keep you up at night.

None of those are real features.

Every one of them is a real problem.

Bottleneck Daves Gut-feel approvals Copy-paste workflows Policies nobody follows

We've heard every version of these. From teams of five and teams of five hundred. The tools change. The workarounds don't.

Something better is coming.

April 7th.

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Jordan Esbin

Founder & CEO

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